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    3/1/2006

    你们聊,,,我先走了...^o^

     
    小兔说:"我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!''
    小猪说:"我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!''
    小狗说:"我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!''
    小鸡说:"你们聊,我先走了!''

    小兔说:"我是兔娘养的!''

    小猪说:"我是猪娘养的!''
    小鸡说:"我是鸡娘养的!''
    小狗说:"你们聊,我先走了!''

    猫对我说:"我是你奶奶的猫,好听! "
    狗对我说:"我是你奶奶的狗,也好听!"
    鱼对我说:"我是你奶奶的鱼,也很好听!"
    熊      说:"你们聊,我先走了!"

    王明、李明、陈明说:"老师叫我们小明们,好听!''
    王红、李红、陈红说:"老师叫我们小红们,也好听!''
    王强、李强、陈强说:" 老师叫我们小强们,也很好听!''
    王刚、李刚、陈刚说:"你们聊,我们先走了!''

    水瓶座说:"我是水瓶座,所以我特别喜欢瓶子!"
    天蝎座说:"我是天蝎座,所以我特别喜欢蝎子!"
    金牛座说:"我是金牛座,所以我特别喜欢大牛!"
    处女座说:"你们聊,我先走了!"

    张靓影说:"崇拜我的歌迷都说:''偶的偶像叫影!"
    何洁   说:"崇拜我的歌迷都说:''偶的偶像叫洁!"
    周笔畅说"崇拜我的歌迷都说:''偶的偶像叫畅!''
    李宇春说:"你们聊,我先走了!''

    贝贝说:"我是奥运会吉祥物,大家都叫我贝娃"
    晶晶说:"我是奥运会吉祥物,大家都叫我晶娃"
    欢欢说:"我是奥运会吉祥物,大家都叫我欢娃''
    迎迎说:"你们聊,我先走了!''
    妮妮说:"怎么还没介绍就走了呢!"
      
    《表演系排小品》
    男生:''本来咱俩这事儿好好的,都是让你妈给逼的。''
    女生:''是你妈逼的!''
    男生:''你妈逼的!''
    女生:''你妈逼的!''
    男生:''去你妈的,不排了,不排了,这叫什么台词儿啊?''
     
    《Japanese Gril》
    高中时家里买了电脑,找了个本电脑入门书学了学,知道了exe文件是executable的缩写,
    bmp 文件是bitmap的缩写,bat文件是batch的缩写。后来,一个同学来我家往电脑里拷了几个文件
    从那以后的相当长的一段时间里,我都认为jpg文件是''japanese girl''的缩写...
     
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    Picture of Anonymous
    Mark wrote:
    “三八”节快乐~
    Mar. 8
    Grace Linwrote:
    很有意思!!!1
    Mar. 7
    Greetings from Shanghai.
    Mar. 5
    Picture of Anonymous
    Candy wrote:
     啊哈哈~不错不错!咧嘴大笑的说
     路过的,背景音乐都不错呀!!希望以后可以在我的SPACES看到你的影子!!!
     
    Mar. 3
    Anniewrote:
    瓦嘎嘎~~ 看过的,不过还是老好笑的闹!我顶~哈皮哈皮!!!
    Mar. 2
    Markwrote:
    haha~ 我也曾经发生过类似jpg的事!上海转暖了吧?
    对的,没有不好的事发生就算好了~ 我也和你一样,没有不好的事发生!:p
    god bless u !!
    Mar. 1
    KKwrote:
    哈哈~take care
    Mar. 1

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